Search Terms - 1

Not too long ago, I equipped this blog with a StatCounter project. StatCounter provides many useful features to webmasters, one of them is Search Keyword Analysis. Through two modules, Keyword Analysis and Recent Keyword Activity, StatCounter provides a comprehensive report of the keywords that lead people to a site.

These are some of the rather weirder search keywords and phrases that people have used to reach this blog:-

Torture

how to make torture devices


how to (build a torture device)

— Apparently, for people with severe anger management issues, the post on the Raytheon Silent Guardian protection system is very useful.

pain sensitivity nerve frequency torture machine

— More specific... On google, this query returns my blog as the top result.

extreme torture devices for men

— Searched by a really angry wife perhaps?

uncyclopedia torture

— Really? I always found Uncyclopedia really funny.

middle age weapons and torture devices

— The old ones...

torture devices contemporary

— And the new ones.

the ultimate torture

— Watching a Rajinikanth movie?

Teapots & Holograms

how do you see the teapot hologram

— Hmm... In a sci-fi movie?

teapot holographic pictures


holographic teapot


holographic tea pot like

— What's with all the teapot hologram queries?

teapot underwear

— What??

India — The great land of Tigers, Maharajas and...

indian public molest

— No, no, no. Not everybody. Just the men.

what tourist have to say about indian hospitality

— The question...

tourists are molested raped in india

— And the answer.

English Class

synonyms for great woman

— Someone wanting to write a very verbose love letter? Google has a post in this blog as the 6th result.

synonyms for underwear

— Wrong place. Try Merriam-Webster. "underclothes, underclothing, undergarments, undies"

PerGle

man cuts dic off vid

— Some people have really weird tastes. Wondrously, a google search returns a post in this blog as the 9th result.

sex history of changezkhan

— Was he a porn star?

chuck jism

— Somehow, this post satisfies the query.

mens underwear photos

— Reaching this post, some girls must have been really disappointed.

The Academics

is there any backdoor entry in iim

— You wish!

iitians uncyclopedia

— Don't IIT-ians have anything better to do?

Literary Geniuses

gift of the magi thai


pier-glass meaning in magi gift


the gift of magi silent imputation of parsimony definition


tortoise brush story sold hair christmas

— Err... What?

character analysis - sudie in the last leaf

— Yeah, a real nice girl, that one.

Etcetera

women are like computers

— No dear nerd, sorry, but they are not. But you can keep saying that over and over again, if it makes you feel better.

sane agnostic

— Saner than Theists, I suppose. But surely not as sane as Atheists.

cusat hell

— Oh, it's not that bad. But yeah, PeePee is a real jerk.

the ultimate dr. john


quetzalcoatl mark hutchinson


mne. sofronie., definition